We took the dogs to St Mary's lake, in part to get out, and in part to scope out the location of my probable new job.
In the first 5 minutes, Bella found something slimy and smelly to smear on her head. I threw a stick in the lake and got her to rinse most of it off, but the residue was still unpleasant, necessitating a bath when we got home. While we were at it, we bathed Angie.
Both dogs will shake all over the house, so we pretty much have to mop up after them. Trying to avoid that, I herded them outside. Angie decided that while still wet from her bath was a perfect time to dig a hole, and then track the resulting mud through the house.
So much for not having to mop...